Back to school, ohhh back to school to prove to dad that I'm not a fool

Amercians’ consumer confidence has hit a new low. I blame the iPhone 5 for not being released yet. We don’t need confidence, we need a smartphone that is 3 ounces lighter AND has a higher resolution screen! I’ll fritter away my kids’ college fund for THAT toy!

School is back in session. So we can all get back to the age-old conversation of “How was your day? Fine. Great. No X-Box until your homework is done.”

Hurricane Irene decided to spare us her wrath and shall instead wreak it upon the heathens of South Carolina. Which is good, because I’m taking my vacation at the end of this week.

The rebels are ‘winning’ the Libyan war as they converge on Qaddaffi’s compound. Hopefully their Jedi training will be enough to topple the evil empire. And by “Jedi training” I mean “guns bought from known terrorists financed by us”. Yeah. This story’s gonna have a happy ending.

Mortgage delinquencies are on the rise again nationwide. Not a thrillingly good sign.